Fort Worth, Texas
Super 8 Motel has internet in the lobby now, so it's go do dinner or check my email.
Day 1
So First off, let's jut make it very clear that I am a Litterbug, I won't deny it. I am a meateating, gay litterbug, whatever, It's the New Jersey Turnpike! So Flick, went my cigarette, just 8 miles from Newark the slime pit that it is, right onto a NJ State trooper. At this point I have little idea why I'm being pulled over, other than the fact the pipe is loaded I'm having inpure thoughts about the morning beer, and I am 7 miles over the speed limit.
"Licence and Regestration"
Fumble fumble
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Yes, I know this is the one question you can actually charm your way out of, the one question which the officer actually wants to hear your witty reply, just to make his day and then give you the all powerful Yeah or Nahy, as far as your fate for a ticked. My whimpy response.
"Um was I speeding?"
He sighs and says, "well yeah but you just flicked your cigerette out on my car."
Okay this actually throws me, cuz who the hell gets a ticket for littering on the NJTP, then again I am doomed I hit his car! He walks away, and I am banging my head on the stearing wheel.
chanting, Don't give me a ticket, I always get speeding tickets. I am so damn charming.
Cop returns
"I am giving you a warning for speeding, please be careful, and I am giving you a ticket for littering, you have an ash tray use it."
Okay, I won't go into my rant of how I'm a BIOLOGIST DAUGHTER-Litterbug-ex Vegetarian, Lead footed, whimp, but, I guess I can laugh about it now, except about the littering part, but dude the New Jersey Turnpike!