Strange Flora
I'm not kidding
I found mistletoe in my bed this morning

Now I must insist that guests take the stairs from now on. The fire pole is strictly for emergency personnel. See how it takes just one person to ruin it for the rest of us.
I grew up in a family where you have to be bleeding to get attention, but you got that ankle to look pretty swollen, apply frozen corn.
You downed the Advil like a trooper.