My new really hard challenge.
From now on I get to fuck up ONCE everyday.
I know no one else who beats themselves up the way I do, so I give myself pardon. Everyday. Me. Gets to say. "oops, damn, fuckit!" say it with me.
oops
damn
fuckit
Today's ODF
I so whittingly Sawsall-ed (the name of the 6" long reciprocating blade says it all) into a brand new drain pipe. Yep, ruined the fucker in 2 seconds! This happened just after a 4 foot level hit me in the head, breaking my safety glasses. It was one of those days when I was constantly pulling up my pants, and if you don't understand that, there's no way to explain.
Tools flew across Jody's backyard day long.
A smashed finger would send the 'cat claw' careening off into the clover, put a hole in the Tyvek, and I'd chuck the staple gun into the wood pile.
How quickly life becomes a 'far side' moment. But things seem clearer now, now that I don't have to be perfect. haha. It's not that I should change careers, already, just because I can't hit a 10 penny nail in three strokes.
Just stay put. Finally. stay, no... staaaay.
Wednesday, February 06, 2002
at 1:43 AM