I've just been hired to be the voiceover for a Internet-Dial up company.

Prompts to be recorded:

1. To record your name press 1, to record your personal greeting press 2
2. to change your password press 3,
3. to set your FindMe and FollowMe options, press 4.
4. Fax message received on [January, 25] at [4:15 PM] from [Bill Gates] [n] page(s)
5. Fax message received today at [4:15 PM] from [Bill Gates] [n] page(s)
[and about 150 more]

Bill Gates, yeah okay. Soon thousands of users all over California will hear my bourbon sultry, young and sophisticated voice. Details Monday.